Monday, as usual, is Monday, and Monday is that day, after all, where stuff traditionally hits the fan here.
- Long-term goal: survive to the end of the day without incurring fan-hit shit.
- Medium-term goal: coast through to lunch, and have a happy lunch hour with some moderately mindless shopping to keep the fear at bay.
- Short-term goal: keep a low profile, and out of the usual morning madness that crawls around this office.
Tuesday is always a far more productive day than Mondays, I find. Tuesdays give me hope. I shall place my hopes on Tuesday.