Saturday, June 25, 2005

I picked up another free postcard at lunch, this time advertising (and I quote):

30th Anniversary Collection
ALWAYS AND FOREVER

the very best of

AIR SUPPLY


But perhaps the most terrifying words on this postcard were in small print, right in the middle:

Karaoke DVD + CD

Karaoke. Imagine the agony at 11pm when from your next door neighbour's door comes the sound of a flabby middle-aged voice trying to make love out of nothing at all, crooning (croaking) that he's all out of love, he's so lost without you ... the soul shudders at the thought.

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