Overheard in New York
Overheard in New York, is a collection of overhead snippets of conversation. There are some real gems in there, like the following:
Guy: Original flavored yogurt tastes terrible.
Girl #1: You should have seen
the faces he was making.
Girl #2: Why? Does it taste like semen?
Guy: I wouldn't know, would you?
Girl #2: I don't know; I've never tasted plain yogurt before!
--Chelsea Market, 9th Avenue