Corporate Gibberish Generator

I love the stuff you can find on the net these days. Presenting the Corporate Gibberish Generator. Just enter a company name, and you get wonderful stuff that sounds frighteningly like what some companies actually publish ...

We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our content but our aptitude to transition. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to expedite robustly. If you drive extensibly, you may have to upgrade nano-cyber-mega-robustly. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We frequently exploit customer-defined data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!"