Spam, Part Two

... and something perhaps even wierder: someone who has managed to create poetry using only subject headings from spam she's received.

Here's a sample:

"American Patriots,
How can we serve you better?
We have decided to increase your credit,
Increase your penis size, now
Give you free money.

Just Vote Bush. Your wife will never know."
(from Spam Poetry, by Kristin Thomas)

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